urband dictionary word of the day- bonus beer

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 31-Aug-2006 13:58:01

August 31, 2006: bonus beer

Beer which one "discovers" having not known that it was there. Typically
this occurs after a party or family gathering/event and may often involve a
secondary
fridge or forgotten cooler. Discovery of said beer is usually followed by
feelings of joy and well being, similar to finding unexpected money in a
jacket
one has not worn in some time.

I'll just clean out the fridge, haven't done that in a while... wait a sec
what's this? BONUS BEER! Righteous!

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 31-Aug-2006 19:03:50

That's not funny, it's true!

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 03-Sep-2006 1:27:17

Another type of bonus beer is when you're drinking it from a glass, and every time you drink a few sips, someone fills it back up to the top. I've had that happen. It's hard to keep track of exactly how much you've been drinking, but at least if someone asks you how much you had to drink, you can honestly say, as you trip and fall all over the place and slur your words that you've only had one glass. LOL